Protected: All My Friends Are Lonely Too by Orla Price

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In this  You Are Here commission, Orla Price takes us for a tense walk through the past, exploring the things we remember and the things we wish we could forget. 

You Are Here – peer to peer survivor writing – was Jet Moon’s second survivor writer’s platform; building on the first: Playing With Fire, which took place in 2021. You Are Here offers an expanded series of workshops, a survivor writer’s group, via Spread The Word, and a series of interviews for the Wellcome Collection archives.

Content warnings: Medications, suicidal ideation.

 

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All My Friends Are Lonely Too (C) Orla Price 2024 

Aisling (20) lying on her bed staring at the ceiling. There is a phone face up in one of her palms. There is a pile of books beside the bed and a chest. On the chest is a glass of water and blisters of pills and pill bottles. Besides Aislings other palm is a medication leaflet. Her phone buzzes, she lifts it and answers.  

Voice on phone -MAGDA  

Where are you? 

ASH (short for Aisling)   

Uhhhhh, it’s a difficult question, could I have 50:50 or phone a friend? 

MAGDA  

Not funny, also you would NEVER phone a friend. 

ASH  

Have you tapped my phone? Maybe I phone many friends that are not you. 

MAGDA 

Scoffs  

ooookkkk, right back to business – get out of your room! 

ASH 

No, I’m actually very busy 

MAGDA 

Doing what? Nothing?!? 

ASH 

Nothing as a concept as has been debated for millennia, there is no objective evidence to suggest it exist… 

MAGDA 

Ash, shut up 

ASH 

 … no objective reality, there is no nothing… 

MAGDA 

seriously!! 

ASH 

You could say nothing is in fact… nothing 

MAGDA 

Come out now 

ASH 

What so I can talk about nothing, and you can tell me to shut up?? 

MAGDA 

I’m not going to do that 

ASH 

It is just what you have been doing 

MAGDA 

Nothing is an impossibility as you have said, so you will talk about something 

ASH 

Wow you listened to me, sort of- 

MAGDA 

-Ash 

ASH 

So I’ll talk about something then and you’ll tell me to shut up?? 

MAGDA 

Right, I don’t deserve this. 

ASH 

Deserve what? 

MAGDA 

This absolute shite when I am trying to help 

Silence, Aisling rubs her temples.  

ASH 

I’ll be down soon, cycling 

MAGDA 

Yer da can’t give you a lift? 

ASH 

Out 

MAGDA 

You’ll cycle after drinking? 

ASH 

There is no other way I fear, I put my life in danger for your company 

MAGDA 

Laughs 

One day we’ll live somewhere with a bus stop. 

ASH 

Such ambition, I can’t believe that they worry about you in career guidance.  

 

MAGDA 

Ok well we’ll see you soon to court drunken cycling danger, I love you- 

ASH 

-I…  

Dial tone sounds. Aislings figure moves off the bed and into the background 

A man enters the stage in a suit beaming 

GAME SHOW HOST 

Hi there everyone, welcome to the socialising shooow.  

Gestures hand as if to raise some applause.  

We have three contestants tonight performing for our audience, yes all you lovely people. If you’re not familiar with the game show and its rules, this is a game-show based on performance. You lovely audience will be judging the performances. Don’t worry I’ll introduce every round, any known rules and the best criteria to judge by as we go along. My name is FEAR and I will be your host tonight, good evening.  

Bows dramatically and resumes. 

 

Drags the next words out 

laaaydees aaand geeeentlemen – 

That’s right you have to choose a side, that’s the first part of the performance, round 1 is what we call ‘The costume round’. Some good criteria to judge this round by is the ability to conform visually to ‘a side’ but a huge element of performing this round well is to give the appearance of looking ‘well’. Someone who appears well is usually someone we do not worry about. The other contestants feeling concern for you based on your costume or behaviours will plummet your score and it will also make the contestant in question feel guilty, glances behind – You don’t want to feel guilty do you?- 

 

Aisling is in the background in shadow looking in a wardrobe mirror, she is muttering to herself and now becomes louder 

 

ASH 

-Why do I feel so guilty about wanting to say something? I want to tell them, that there’s a name a label for this. That I’m not just weird and miserable and awkward, that I can’t help it sometimes. But it seems like a cop-out, it seems like an excuse, it seems like asking forgiveness for my personality. When they referred me to the hospital, I was crying-I was in floods and then they handed me that prescription. The little piece of paper -looked like a ticket, I could go somewhere else in my mind, like I could get out of all this, this confusion, this darkness and overwhelm like something in the middle could exist, like I could just swallow this thing and be more like everyone else, be normal, win higher scores in the popularity game. Well, I have been swallowing these things for a while now and it’s not that I have become normal, it’s that I have become someone who doesn’t care. That sounds liberating, doesn’t it? Except it’s not because the thing is now, I don’t care about anything, I don’t care about art, about music about … I don’t care about caring. The pain is gone, and that edge is gone, that sharp edge is gone but everything is an effort now, everything is an effort now and if it wasn’t for other people worrying I might just lie down forever… as it is the show goes ooonn – 

 

GAMESHOW HOST 

-Well thank you for the interlude but I am not sure it will contribute to your score in this first performance. All your friends are ladies as such, gals, girls, huns, etcetera and perform so well as such it’s like they’re not even performing at all… 

Aisling has walked out and emerges in a hoodie and cap. 

Ah we have chosen ‘don’t look at me’ again, we might need to expand and diversify to please the audience of judges, they’re a tough crowd tonight, the audience of judges are counting their scores, a repeat performance of ‘don’t look at me’ has not grabbed their attention, they’re consulting now … 

Squints into the audience as if to read  

Actor will need to improvise here depending on the numbers of the most visible score-cards the audience holds up 

A lot of decimal points and zeros here, I do believe that’s a grand total of one across all the score cards, oooofff, well let’s see how our player performs in round 2…. 

 

About the author

Órla Price. (she/they) 

I am an Irish writer, artist, and trainee art psychotherapist living in London. I  support young disabled and/or neurodivergent people,  developing and running wellbeing groups. I am neurodivergent myself and passionate about furthering understanding of neurodivergency, mental health and the benefits of creativity and play.  

I am working on my first play ‘All My Friends Are Lonely Too’. In the play 3 friends go to their local pub with a lot on their minds, however they are prevented from talking properly when all their interactions have been split into ‘rounds’ by an eccentric host and judged by an audience with score-cards. The play explores themes like  masking, straight passing and the ways and reasons people might perform socially. An extract of the play featured in the ‘Pinch of Vault festival’. You can find Órla on Instagram.